i would hate to lose sleep on dec. 24th because i am waiting for some make believe fat man to break into my house and not only fail to take something, but to leave me something because i was such a good little girl that year, when we all know little kids are shits and NO ONE can remain sticky sweet for 365 days.
people say i missed out on something growing up, that i missed out on the excitement of santa clause. i say, fuck you, i didn't miss out on shit, and i definitely didn't miss any sleep, you wide eyed fool.
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