sleeping pills and wal-mart.

i do not advise taking 150mg of trazodone and attempting to function the next day without a full 8 hours of sleep. i also do not advise going to wal-mart in such a condition as the amount of meth heads you will encounter will more than likely make you have an anxiety attack. i would also tell you that showering at this time may become dangerous as you might try to wash your body with face wash or forget to use shaving cream and severely cut your legs. walking in such a state may in fact result in various falls that will leave you bloody and bashed. trying to eat a meal may also be a concern as it is very possible that you will repeatedly miss your mouth when trying to shovel in food. the very last thing that i will warn you about would be playing board games as your mind is not nearly as clear as it should be and it may appear that you suddenly acquired one extra chromosome.

*these are just some things that i found to be true, other bodies may respond differently and data is subject to change.

i'm glad i never believed in santa.

i would hate to lose sleep on dec. 24th because i am waiting for some make believe fat man to break into my house and not only fail to take something, but to leave me something because i was such a good little girl that year, when we all know little kids are shits and NO ONE can remain sticky sweet for 365 days.

people say i missed out on something growing up, that i missed out on the excitement of santa clause. i say, fuck you, i didn't miss out on shit, and i definitely didn't miss any sleep, you wide eyed fool.

tis the season.

my brother brought a new girl home this holiday season. i've been rude, i should think about letting up.

i've given up on livejournal, so this is it, get ready to read my incessant bullshit.